So I think I'm allergic to the bunnies! I began breaking the news to the boys this morning.
"Boys, I think that I'm allergic to the bunnies, and we may have to get rid of them. I'm sneezing and my eyes are watering."
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah, I don't have this problem when I'm not home."
Riley (with really wide eyes to punctuate a new discovery):
"You know what Dad? I get watery eyes when I poop."